2017-05-20

Exhibit A

And this is exhibit A

article.picture Exhibit A

Yes that is right, a news article, dedicated to the zodiac sign of a musician's children, "coping" with that.

That is the state of news today, a disastrous distraction from anything that is really important.

But wait you say, I like her music.

The problem is this is not about her music. This is about what date range her children will be born and the garbage belief that that date range will somehow uniquely affect who they are as people. OK yes she is having twins under the sign of having twins. The thing is that 50,000 twins are born each year in the us. That means that with the 1 in 12 chance of being born Gemini's that 4166 twins will be born in any given sign. In short it is nothing short of stupid to care about this.

The time invested in the article itself is just so sad and the fact that it even crawled across my vision today makes me question what is wrong in my life. I know sadly that there is an audience for this drivel, because this exists. I just don't know what poor choices I made in life that there can be an overlap that it came across my view.

In the name of keeping my sanity and feeling less dirty I shall now end this story so as to not spend more internet ink than the waste of existence that is the original story.